I’ll Be Here, Unless I Win The Lottery…

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Earlier this week, I hit the local grocery store in an entirely futile attempt to pick up some items advertised in the weekly circular. Since it was the last day of the ad, naturally, the store was out of everything. As I was standing on the proverbial deck of the Titanic for what seemed like the second or third time already in the week, I miraculously came up with a Plan B. (Special Note I: I say “miraculously,” as any plan that may actually work when enticing the euphemistic Titanic analogy can only be considered a miracle, correct?!). I decided to check with the customer service desk to see if I could obtain rain checks for the sail items that were out of stock.

So, I followed the easy-to-read signs at the customer service desk that instructed me to “Enter Here,” and “Please Wait Here For The Next Attendant.” Seemingly easy enough. I positioned myself between the nylon side ropes that kept us all in a nifty single file line and waited for those in front of me to progress towards the desk.

And waited…

And waited…

AND waited.

It finally dawned on me that there must be something pretty darn interesting, lengthy, or detailed going on with one of the customers at the desk.

So very interesting, indeed.

The customer was purchasing lottery tickets.

All sorts of lottery tickets…

I must say a complete menagerie of lottery tickets.

As I’m standing there watching the transaction, I start running the numbers on what are the possible & potential reasons for buying so many lottery tickets, as well as the odds of winning back what you’ve spent, let alone winning anything to show a financial gain.

Although winning the lottery varies based on lottery design, the he odds of winning a Mega Millions multi-state lottery here in the U.S. is 1 in 175, 711, 536.


The best information the Friday Fun Fact Research Department could find on lottery scratchcards is 1 in 7. Of course, the scratchcard “jackpots” are considerably smaller than the Mega Millions lottery.


My father, in fantastic quips of wisdom, tells me during random conversations that it’s easier to get struck by lightning than it is to win the lottery. Odds of getting struck by lightning:

1: 280,000 (Person)

1: 200 (Homes)


Here are some other odds, or oddities of life:

1: 4 – Pregnancy for a Healthy Couple

1: 5,000 – Getting A Hole In One

1: 13,200,000 – Becoming An Astronaut

.0000565/1 – Chance of Becoming a Professional Athlete

1: 88,000 – Odds of Dating a Supermodel


Translation: You have much better odds of becoming an astronaut than winning the lottery.

Philosophical Debate: Most people already live in “space.”

Translation: You have better odds of getting pregnant than winning at lottery scratchcards.

Philosophical Debate: I’m not touching this one w/a 10-foot…nevermind

So, what is the fascination?

Is it entertainment value?

OK, look, if your life hinges upon watching numbered balls get pushed through an air-compressed trap for excitement, we might be in trouble.

Better yet, if your entertainment consists of scratching acrylic silver paint off of a card to see if you won a fraction of the money you’ve put into the cards, we might need to find you a hobby.

Or, is it something deeper?

Is it a marketing demographics opportunity? For example, does it fall into the same category as tobacco sales – the target market is predominantly lower financial class with an assumption of less education?

There’s always some wishful thinking going on in the workplace:

  • “See you next week.” “Not if I win the lottery.”
  • “Well, I haven’t won the lottery yet, so I guess I’ll be here.”
  • “What would you do if you won the lottery?”

And then there are those who thought they had won the lottery?!


$4.3 Million.


$54 Million.

How would you feel if you found out the numbers printed were a mistake?!

Personally speaking, living on the corner of Hard Luck & Murphy’s Law, I would expect the numbers printed to be wrong. This falls somewhere between positive thought processes & self-fulfilling prophecies, I believe…

I’ve had a few lottery scratch cards given to me along the way at one event or another. As a form of entertainment, I find sleeping to be a much better choice. I have also, on occasion, thrown in a couple bucks with everyone on larger Mega Millions jackpots just to say if you don’t take the risk, you don’t realize the gain.

We here the Friday Fun Fact Command Center have a better idea: donate the money you would invest in lottery tickets to Friday Fun Fact. I’m sure we’ll figure out a way to keep you entertained, as well as reduce our overhead costs! And, of course, buy some BEER to keep morale up during tight deadlines!


Tunes of the Week:

I Feel Lucky – Mary Chapin Carpenter

Lightning Strikes Again – Dokken

Lighting Strikes (Not Once But Twice) – The Clash

Lightning Frightening – David Bowie

Lightning In The Sky – Santana

Lightning Strikes The Postman – The Flaming Lips

Greased Lightning – John Travolta

Smokestack Lightning – Howlin’ Wolf

White Lightning – George Jones

Ride The Lightning – Metallica


Raise A Lucky Glass!

May Your Friday Be Followed By A Winning Saturday!


Realizar Sus Ambiciones


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